Derek’s down with the Wetherspoons Fusiliers Forming up to guard the Cenotaph From a peaceful march that’ll never go past At least he’ll salute our brave boys with a few beers
Derek’s down with the Wetherspoons Fusiliers Following a Tommy licker sergeant major Guarding a statue that ain’t in danger ‘Fuck off you slags’ the regimental motto sneers
Derek’s down with the Wetherspoons Fusiliers To be honest he’s feeling a little bit parched But Suella called ’em out to oppose to a hate march She whistled up the dogs and Derek’s all ears
Refugees on barges Jeering little Farages When Britannia ruled the waves James Bibby was transporting slaves Meanwhile humanitarians Are Nick Ferrari’s enemy
Refugees on prison ships Suella’s bag of cruel tricks Singing Rule Britannia Let’s make you all unhappier Somewhere there’s a statue That needs chucking in the sea
The tide’s been going out for ages Rishi’s got a bucket and spade There’s a little bit less to go around these days So Rishi’s got a new game He knows he’s not the most popular kid But Rishi’s got a plan The tide’s been going out for ages And he’s drawing swastikas in the sand
Swastikas in the sand He’s drawing swastikas in the sand The tide’s been going out for ages And he’s drawing swastikas in the sand
Jonathan and Lee think that Rishi’s fab They want to join in the game Please let us play with you Rishi This lark should really have a name I’m going to call it Stop the Boats Whoever’s on them just gets banned The tide’s been going out for ages And they’re drawing swastikas in the sand
Swastikas in the sand They’re drawing swastikas in the sand The tide’s been going out for ages And they’re drawing swastikas in the sand
There’s hundreds and millions and billions Suella joins the game with glee I bet I can stop the boats the best Oh Rishi, won’t you play with me We can pretend they’re all evil And we should never let them land The tide’s been going out for ages And she’s drawing swastikas in the sand
Swastikas in the sand She’s drawing swastikas in the sand The tide’s been going out for ages And she’s drawing swastikas in the sand
Swastikas in the sand They’re drawing swastikas in the sand The tide’s been going out for ages And they’re drawing swastikas in the sand
Steve White & The Protest Family 