We don’t hear him on the radio
We don’t see him on TV
It’s got us all a-wondering
Where might old Frogface be?
He won’t ring Nick Ferrari
He’s a Question Time absentee
If he’s out there drinking Chablis
It ain’t in Clacton-on-Sea
Is he hiding out with young Posh George
Or in Cryptoland with Chris?
For someone so ubiquitous
Something must be amiss
His office said ‘He’s working from home’
But didn’t say which one
The speculation’s rising
That Frogface might be done
Ferrari hosts the breakfast show
On Reform UK radio
Has Jenrick perma-booked
Now that Nigel’s cooked
Says poor people just make poor choices
Amplifies far-right voices
Talks down to experts
Talks up the blackshirts
Exaggerates the threat from refugees
Would have them banged up under lock and key
And champions the NIMBY folk of Piddington
This is how it works, of course
The background sound of daily discourse
Normalising fascist thought
With minted tax-dodger support
Nosed firmly in the trough
Perhaps I should just turn it off
Steve White & The Protest Family 