Spaffer and Jennifer
On the sofa
When Marina was out
Spaffer and Jennifer
Reading Macbeth
Before making out
Spaffer and Jennifer
Sending him pictures
With her titties out
Spaffer and Jennifer taking trips abroad
Spaffer and Jennifer committing fraud
But Spaffer got to mark his own homework again
And Spaffer gave himself ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
He marked his own homework
And got ten out of ten
Police on the common
At the vigil
Pushing women about
Police on the common
Pushing women about
With their truncheons out
Police on the common
Keeping the peace
Until the lights go out
Her Majesty’s Inspector looked hard and long
Her Majesty’s Inspector says they did nothing wrong
Ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
He marked his own homework
And got ten out of ten
The Commission on Race
And Ethnic Disparity
Report came out
The Commission said
It was a youthful
Idealistic shout
The Commission said
Now there’s nothing
To worry about
The Commission said they’d looked hard and long
The Commission said BLM had got it wrong
Ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
He marked his own homework
And got ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
Ten out of ten
When he marks his own homework
He gets ten out of ten