This land of riches, this land of rags This land of lampposts and angry flags Of roundabouts and hasty tags Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
This land of swine, this land of pearls This land of violence ‘gainst women and girls This land that squints out at the world Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
The pain is real The pain is there The pain you feel The pain’s unfair When you feel there’s nowhere left to turn History has a lesson You need to learn
Is it the hours and days on hold The choice of hunger or of cold Just the sheer lack of control Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
Is it the blank-faced lawyer and his blank-faced crew Paralysed without a clue When they say they know what to do Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
The pain is real The pain is there The pain you feel The pain’s unfair When you feel there’s nowhere left to turn History has a lesson You need to learn
This land of hope and former glory Rich colour in the nation’s story By land and sea and century Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
This land of wider still and wider Shrinking in the light of day Of awkward empire pride and shame Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
This land of drawbridges and moats This land of pointless wasted votes This land obsessed with small boats Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts Oh England, can you tell me where it hurts
It’s their Second Amendment right, they say To carry a gun Just in case they feel the need To shoot someone The price they pay, they say For carrying guns Is quite a long list Of shot someones
There goes another one There goes another one On the long list of someones Shot with guns
This one’s name was Charlie Not a nice chap But not nice ain’t no reason To get shot at On tour with his horror show And on the MAGA cheque Poor old Nasty Charlie Got one in the neck
There goes another one There goes another one On the long list of someones Shot with guns
They’ve got school shootings They’ve got mall shootings They’ve got police shootings They’ve got belief shootings They’ve got fear shootings They’ve even got ear shootings And a long list of someones shot with guns
There goes another one There goes another one On the long list of someones Shot with guns
The news is vile, the comments worse This septic isle is in reverse They say there’s debt to reimburse While rich folk rob the public purse
Their greed exceeds your hour of need While leaders short in word and deed Let the reins of power concede To a frog-faced smoking man in tweed
And the trick they play they say the flag is yours Flown at one world cup and two world wars A tawdry cross daubed across any old white rag I’ll never swear allegiance to the flag
They’ll have you pledge a sacred vow They’ll take salutes, you scrape and bow Forbid what they do not allow So long as you do not ask how
They got there and you got here With cigarettes and pints of beer From school to stock market career You know it’s clear, you know it’s fear
And the trick they play they say the flag is yours Flown at one world cup and two world wars A tawdry cross daubed across any old white rag I’ll never swear allegiance to the flag
It ain’t our flag, it’s handed down By billionaire, state and crown It ain’t our flag for taking back Our colours include brown and black It ain’t our flag loaded with fear It ain’t our flag, it won’t fly here
And the trick they play they say the flag is yours Flown at one world cup and two world wars A tawdry cross daubed across any old white rag I’ll never swear allegiance to the flag
And the trick they play they say the flag is yours Flown at one world cup and two world wars A tawdry cross daubed across any old white rag I’ll never swear allegiance to the flag
Frog-faced fascist Farage The tinpot TikTok wannabe dictator Squawks deport ‘em all, let God sort ‘em out Dreams of riots, five quid flags And mini roundabouts Dreams of Trump-ish sanctions And Taliban transactions
It’s mass deportation masturbation For a nation that’s been Squeezed, plucked Furloughed, fucked Despairing for an answer But stranded with a chancer In stockbroker tweed When what they need Is far less greed From those that have it all already Such as him
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back giving a fuck about each other Bring back understanding Whose wealth is expanding
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street
Paul lives in a country With no parliament or king His flag has no status Except with racists and their kin Paul lives in a country Where even the roundabouts are white His crusade’s embarrassing And not a pretty sight
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street
You can join Reform UK But don’t get excited The party’s for the very rich And you ain’t invited Reform FC is not a team You want to bet your life on Nigel’s not the football type His word can’t be relied on
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street
Bring back the experts Bring back the truth Facts don’t have another side For anyone to choose Bring back the right questions Bin the clickbait and the quotes None of your problems Arrived here on small boats
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street
If you fly the flag to intimidate If you sneak it up at night If you fly it to say you’re not welcome here If you fly it out of spite Then you don’t fly the flag for me You don’t fly the flag for this country You fly it for the fascists And we will tear it down
Bring back the dancing coppers Bring back community Bring back using lampposts Just the light the street
If you fly the flag to intimidate If you sneak it up at night If you fly it to say you’re not welcome here If you fly it out of spite Then you don’t fly the flag for me You don’t fly the flag for this country You fly it for the fascists And we will tear it down
Made in China from the finest polyester Bought in bulk from that Bezos bloke No official status in the state apparatus It says I’m English mate, it says I’m not woke
It says I’m proud that there used to be a library here Named after some statue or other I’m proud of the flats that I will never afford And the bedroom that I share with my brother
I’m proud of Jimmy Dyson, the entrepreneur Shame his hoovers ain’t made round here no more And I’m proud of Jerry Clarkson and his comedy farm His avoiding tax ain’t doing me no harm
Proud of the mums of Epping draped in flags With sons in the party and mates on tags The GB News-er who runs his own boozer And the RefUK councillor who’s a sex abuser
It says I’m proud of our culture, proud to be default Proud of Nigel’s millions and the fine wine in his vault Proud of the riots after the Southport attack I’m proud we fought the fascists and I’m proud they’re coming back
Made in China from the finest polyester Twelve quid on eBay for two Not intended to intimidate, oh wait Coming to a lamppost near you
They’re hanging flags on the lampposts of Breaking Britain They’re painting the roundabouts red The concerned mums of Epping are lighting fires While Bobby’s on the beach winding up their suppliers They’re kicking the refugees out of The Bell Next thing they’ll wanna kick you out as well They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain
A oner gets you Farage on a football shirt But the flag is flying upside down Nicky did a Trump dance and a fascist salute He’s off to Liverpool in a too small suit Anti-immigrant poison is what they sell Next thing they’ll wanna poison you as well They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain
They’re breaking Britain with division They’re breaking Britain with derision They’re breaking Britain with hate for a scapegoat mate And making a pretty penny while they’re at it too They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain
While Both Sides Sheila argues both sides Not all nazis are nazis she opines Not sure I’d want asylum seekers down my street She’s down with the othering of not like me And the high street is some lawless kind of hell Next thing the law will come for you as well They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain
Kier looking on without a clue, he’s breaking Britain Rachel in the wings without a penny for you, she’s breaking Britain Kemi trying to be the baddest of the bad, she’s breaking Britain Nigel the worst MP Clacton ever had, he’s breaking Britain He’s breaking Britain
They’re breaking Britain with division They’re breaking Britain with derision They’re breaking Britain with hate for a scapegoat mate And making a pretty penny while they’re at it too They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain They’re breaking Britain
I was chattin’ to a bloke at the bar Of The New Austerity Inn He said, I’m not a racist but I guess that he was six pints in He said, how bad could it be When they’re all the bloody same Politics to them Is just a bloody game
And I’m not playin’ I’m just sayin’ That Nigel deserves a chance
He finished up his pint and said Let’s have another round It used to be alright in here But this lot are just clowns And I’m just bloody sick Of all this bloody woke A bad pint and a cigarette That they won’t let me smoke
So I’m not playin’ I’m just sayin’ That Nigel deserves a chance
(I thought for a minute….)
Give Nigel a chance, I said I hear what you’re sayin’ Something’s got to change But Nigel ain’t a price worth payin’ ‘Cause the pub will open longer But the staff just won’t get paid And the punters will be skinter So there’ll be even less trade And the beer will be just as stale And probably even worse ‘Cause he prefers his wine to ale The pub banter’s rehearsed And the NHS will not be free You’ll buy it from his mates And he’ll still blame the migrants While it’s billionares that take
So, I’m not playin’ I’m just sayin’ We all deserve a chance
To stick together To understand What we have in common With our fellow man We’ll nationalise the billionaires We’ll confiscate their yachts 100% inheritance tax And we’ll all share all the lot
Yeah, I’m not playin’ I’m just sayin’ We all deserve a chance
(And you wanna know how I got on…)
I was chattin’ to a bloke at the bar Of The New Austerity Inn He said, I guess I hear you But the common man can’t win When politics to them Is just a bloody game I said if we spit together We can drown them all the same
And I’m not playin’ I’m just sayin’ That we all deserve a chance
Let’s stick together Let’s spit together ‘Cause we all deserve a chance