John Charles Jones Had crops in October John Charles Jones When it started to rain John Charles Jones Fields are under water Now he’ll have to wait for Spring to come To plant ‘em all again
John Charles Jones Crops are underwater John Charles Jones But nobody came John Charles Jones Because there wasn’t any funding Now he’ll have to wait for Spring to come To plant ‘em all again
And the rain came down And the rain came down And the rain came down On saturated ground And the rain came down And the rain came down And the rain came down When Storm Henk came around
John Charles Jones Says the climate is a-changin’ John Charles Jones Says it’s easy to explain John Charles Jones Says the atmosphere is warming Now he’ll have to wait for Spring to come To plant his crops again
And the rain came down And the rain came down And the rain came down On saturated ground And the rain came down And the rain came down And the rain came down When Storm Henk came around
When climate change came round
John Charles Jones Crops are under water Now he’ll have to wait for spring to come To plant ‘em all again
From the excoriating take down of the unhinged right on Bin Bags to the Duryesque Cockney wordplay of title track Trickle Down Town with it’s refrain of “only shit trickles down”, Steve and his Protest Family offer more opposition in 43 minutes than Starmer and his gang of wannabe Tories have offered in the last 3 years.
From four hour waits for ambulances to dumping toxic and human waste into our rivers Steve chronicles the state of the nation like a furious Billy Bragg fronting Chumbawumba.
Just Stop Oil getting on a plane Gap year protest I hear you all complain But you know she’s right and she has a life too What exactly do you think that she’s supposed to do Affected by the issues, here’s a helpline you can ring It might make you feel better, but it won’t change a damn thing
Not a damn thing
You could be more mindful, here’s a book to colour in But that won’t stop the fascism they’re tryin’ to usher in Or you could do some yoga, do a downward dog or two Take a deep breath and welcome in the new you Affected by the issues, here’s a helpline you can ring It might make you feel better, but it won’t change a damn thing
Not a damn thing Not a damn thing
It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything…. (Yes, we can)
One has got the eyes, the other’s got the stare There ain’t a fag paper between them to be fair They ain’t on your side, you know this much is true They ain’t on your side, so what you gonna do Affected by the issues, here’s a helpline you can ring It might make you feel better, but it won’t change a damn thing
Not a damn thing Not a damn thing
They won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything They won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything…yes, we can
How about some CBT or pop a pill or two How about you drown it out in your choice of booze Maybe you could meditate, and it would be OK Maybe if we stick together there’s a better way Affected by the issues, here’s a helpline you can ring It might make you feel better, but it won’t change a damn thing
Not a damn thing Not a damn thing
It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything…yes, we can
Just Stop Oil getting on a plane Just Stop Oil glued to the road again You say the wrong tactics at the wrong time But what are you prepared to do to combat climate crime Affected by the issues, here’s a helpline you can ring It might make you feel better, but it won’t change a damn thing
Not a damn thing Not a damn thing
It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything It won’t change a damn thing, but we can change anything…yes, we can
Not a damn thing Not a damn thing Not a damn thing Not a damn thing
What I do like though are the punchy and vibrant Dead End Friends and the crackling Supersonic, which is no relation to the Oasis song of the same title; but I think Noel wishes he could still write a song as insightful as this is.
Samuel told them the words of the Lord But the words of the Lord just got ignored Samuel told them the words of the Lord A king you really can’t afford
Samuel said he’ll take away your sons Samuel said to fire his guns Samuel said this kind of thing Always happens when you have a king
Samuel told them the words of the Lord But the words of the Lord just got ignored Samuel told them the words of the Lord A king you really can’t afford
Samuel said he’ll take away your daughters For cooks and bakers and court supporters Samuel said this kind of thing Always happens when you have a king
Samuel said he’ll take away your fields Samuel said to make swords and shields Samuel said this kind of thing Always happens when you have a king
Samuel told them the words of the Lord But the words of the Lord just got ignored Samuel told them the words of the Lord A king you really can’t afford
Samuel said he’ll take away your vineyards With kings he said the wealth always flows inwards Samuel said this kind of thing Always happens when you have a king
Samuel said he’ll take away your sheep Samuel said service will come cheap Samuel said this kind of thing Always happens when you have a king
Samuel told them the words of the Lord But the words of the Lord just got ignored Samuel told them the words of the Lord A king you really can’t afford A king you really can’t afford And these are the words of the Lord