Bin Bags
A fruity ska-punk suggesting the bad old days of looney lefties with a touch of Uncle Bill. 4.2%
The River
Darker than the offering from The Tutu Brewery. This one is all about the Bass. 4.4%
Trickle Down Town
By Austerity’s New Clothes. Wicked gamey with underlying Cooper Clarke. 4.8%
When the Sun Goes Down
Country-flavoured, brewed with tears and despair. Best just have a half. 6.0%
Dead End Friends
Bittersweet. Heavily influenced by celebrity. 5.0%
The Gable
A diverse brew that some drinkers say reminds them of Slade, but that was several landlords ago. Best served in a plastic glass at half-time. 4.2%
Should I Be Wearing a Mask?
Light but assertive. Most drinkers miss the hint of iron. 3.6%
Air Miles Andy
Bitter, like the late Queen’s favourite paedophile. Drink it fast. 4.4%
Harry, Won’t You Fly With Me?
Romantically named but tastes of gold, guilt and greed. You won’t want another. 3.0%
Supersonic
Magpie-flavoured with hints of Silver Machine. Moderately heavy. 5.2%
Where Tina Goes
Fizzy pop with more than a hint of bite. 4.2%
Holding Your Breath
The sister brew to When the Sun Goes Down. Tastes like Covid medicine. 5.0%
Put Up Shut Up Britain
Tart, bold and intense, with no notes of tomato or cucumber whatsoever. 5.0%
You can pre-order Trickle Down Town here.
Steve White & The Protest Family 