Racist Bob went to Handsworth
As close to a slum as I’ve come, he said
As close to numb as a bum, in his head
That’s been sat on for too long
As long as Bob’s been wrong
I didn’t see another white face, he said
Er, but it’s not about race, he said
That racist Bob
He thinks racism is fashionable
And he’s after the top job
Is Racist Bob
Tag: Robert Jenrick
Painting Over the Cartoons
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
He’s a bastard in the morning
And he’s worse in the afternoons
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
Bob doesn’t want the children
To feel human too
They’re not wanted here
Move them on from here
Do not give them the impression
That they’re welcome here
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
He’s a bastard in the morning
And he’s worse in the afternoons
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
He’ll suffer no succour for the war-torn
And trauma-strewn
They’re not wanted here
Move them on from here
Do not give them the impression
That they’re welcome here
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
He’s a bastard in the morning
And he’s worse in the afternoons
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
Whistling the tunes of racists
And swivel-eyed loons
They’re not wanted here
Move them on from here
Do not give them the impression
That they’re welcome here
This is the hostile environment
This is exactly what they meant
Their message is very clear
Bob’s painting over the cartoons
Hands, Face, Pasty
Six tier one folks can still meet inside
It’s the tier where the science and the politics collide
Where the rule of six guide stands ready for the slide
Over to the hundred in one hundred thousand side
So, we’re standing on the precipice of tier two
Sadiq says that it’s coming very soon
But I’ve got people to see and things to do
While COVID’s turning the screw
Meanwhile there’s a new slogan in tier three
Where you can’t have a pint except with your tea
It’s like Tim Wetherspoon’s writing policy:
Hands. Face. Pasty (and chips).
Robert Jenrick
Wouldn’t you expect
The Housing Secretary
To have more than one house?
It must be very
Confusing
Which one you’re supposed to be in
When you told the rest of us
To be disciplined.
Wouldn’t you expect
The Housing Secretary
To have more than one house?
In fact, he has three:
One in town,
One in the country,
And one in his constituency.
So, when he said “don’t travel to your second home”
He left travel from your first to your third alone.
Steve White & The Protest Family 