Work harder, he said Work ‘til you’re dead We’re the party of work And we’re gonna party hard
Work harder, he said Or you’re better off dead We can help you with that If you want
Work! Work! Work! Work!
We’re the party of work and we’re gonna party hard We’re the party of work and we’re gonna party hard We’re the party of work and we’re gonna party hard And if you don’t like it We’re gonna help you to starve
Of course there was no funding for transgender mice, it was for transgenic mice, but what does the truth matter when there’s culture wars to be fought. Meanwhile in Springfield, Ohio…
Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice And the big ginger cat ain’t very nice
The cats say a mouse born with a penis That mouse can never be a Venus
While the dogs say a mouse born under the wrong star Has the right to be the mouse that they really are
Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice And the big ginger cat ain’t very nice
In Springfield, they’re eating the cats
The cats won’t share their litter tray With a mouse who might not go that way
The dogs are cool, there’s nothing amiss With a mouse who might just need to take a piss
Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice And the big ginger cat ain’t very nice
In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs
The cats are like, eight million dollars Unlimited catnip and diamante collars
The dogs are like, eight million bucks, but hey We’d have buried it in the garden anyway
Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice And the big ginger cat ain’t very nice
In Springfield, nobody eats the mice
Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice Cats, dogs, transgender mice And the big ginger cat ain’t very nice
Does it smell nice? A letter from the king Of scented ink, that kind of thing Mellifluous craft and flowery word Meticulously well-observed
Or does it smell of dusty palaces and old men Tainted by the mouldering stench of then Sparse script spiked with iron gall As if the king should have to write at all
How tightly clenched, the royal jaw How white-knuckled, the royal paw Nib mashed to page, the words appear One so looks forward to your second visit here
Behold, for sure, a regal thing But what’s that smell? A letter from the king
Her whole life, her hopes and fears But the only thing to ever trickle down was her tears A better tomorrow, the promise they made But tomorrows and promises only fade away So when her children had children and nothing had changed She said, it’s time to play a new game
Piñata economics – ‘cause it never trickles down Piñata economics – in a papier maché crown Piñata economics – with a brightly coloured stick Beat it, beat it, beat it, ‘til everyone is rich
The piñata had grown to a terrifying size It stared at the children with malevolent eyes With all the richest treasures within How do we beat it, Mother, and win? With piñata economics – ‘cause it never trickles down Piñata economics – in a papier maché crown Piñata economics – with a brightly coloured stick Beat it, beat it, beat it, ‘til everyone is rich
Beat it by not driving in a Tesla swasticar Beat it by leaving X so unpopular Beat it by not shopping at Amazon at all Beat it with a helping hand for those that stumble And those that fall
Beat it with taxation and electoral defeat Beat it with poetry, beat it in the street Beat it with love for all your fellow men Beat it by being more organised than them With piñata economics – ‘cause it never trickles down Piñata economics – in a papier maché crown Piñata economics – with a brightly coloured stick Beat it, beat it, beat it, ‘til everyone is rich
Her whole life, her hopes and fears But the only thing to ever trickle down was her tears A better tomorrow, the promise they made But tomorrows and promises only fade away And when her fading came quick To my children, she said, I leave a brightly coloured stick [E] To beat it [G#] beat it [A] beat it [B (stop)] ‘til everyone is rich
Piñata economics – ‘cause it never trickles down Piñata economics – in a papier maché crown Piñata economics – with a brightly coloured stick Beat it, beat it, beat it, ‘til everyone is rich
This pub is on a war footing Rachel says We’re gonna have to stand our ground The pub up west has got a new guvnor He’s throwing his weight around
So happy hour is over In the New Austerity Inn If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less you’re gonna get less
This pub is on a war footing Rachel says We’re gonna have to stand our ground The pub in the east is expanding Threatening all around
So happy hour is over In the New Austerity Inn If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less
In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn
This pub is on a war footing Rachel says But we’re still told we need to grow That one on the house that you take for granted Is gonna have to go
So happy hour is over In the New Austerity Inn If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less I’ve you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less
In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn
So happy hour is over In the New Austerity Inn If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less If you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less I’ve you’ve got less, you’re gonna get less
In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn In the New Austerity Inn
What’s a kid to do killing time at home? When there’s khaki and mates for life in the killing zone Adventure high and derring-do What’s a working-class kid to do?
They’ll ship you out and then they’ll ship you home They’ll ship you ‘til you can’t be left alone And there’s nothing like a night out with the lads Even the ones getting shipped home in body bags
‘Cos we’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns and nobody wants us here We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns, and we’ve got fear
They’ll tell you kid, don’t take it home Leave it overseas where soldiers roam Your disposable girlfriend and your mates from school They’re gonna train you to hate ‘em all
‘Cos we’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns and nobody wants us here We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns, and we’ve got fear
See ‘em lined up with their poppies at the Cenotaph Never shot a gun in anger, what a laugh With limbs and brains perfectly intact While some of yours were never coming back
We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns and nobody wants us here We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns, and we’ve got fear We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns and nobody wants us here We’ve got tanks and guns and cans of beer Tanks and guns and good cheer Tanks and guns, and we’ve got fear
Imagine getting richer while the poor are still poor Imagine having everything and still wanting more Imagine all the hurt and still nobody cares That’s why it’s you and me against the billionaires
Imagine all the emeralds, your own spaceship Shooting off to Mars on a space day trip Imagine if they stayed, what difference would it make When we do all the give, and they do all the take
The art of the deal says that beggars can’t be choosers The art of the deal says that winners need their losers The way we play is that everybody shares That’s why it’s you and me against the billionaires
You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires
Imagine using wars to just make more money Imagine no just cause, just bread and honey Imagine how little the big boy cares That’s why it’s you and me against the billionaires
The art of the deal says that beggars can’t be choosers The art of the deal says that winners need their losers The way we play is that everybody shares That’s why it’s you and me against the billionaires
You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires
Mind the gap, the cats getting fatter Mind the cap, the one that says MAGA Mind the trap that says all lives matter It’s you and me against the billionaires
You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires You and me, against the billionaires