Frog-faced fascist Farage The tinpot TikTok wannabe dictator Squawks deport ‘em all, let God sort ‘em out Dreams of riots, five quid flags And mini roundabouts Dreams of Trump-ish sanctions And Taliban transactions
It’s mass deportation masturbation For a nation that’s been Squeezed, plucked Furloughed, fucked Despairing for an answer But stranded with a chancer In stockbroker tweed When what they need Is far less greed From those that have it all already Such as him
Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
They’re talking ‘bout the price of gas They say handouts are kinda crass The sinking ship’s still fulla rats Who like to think they’re friends with cats
(While) Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
They’re talking ‘bout the price of you The pay rise that you’re due They’re telling you to join the queue For the credit card they overdrew
(And) Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
If in the morning they were all gone Everyone would see the con If the billionaires had upped and run All the work would still get done
(While) Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
Fat cats Get fatter Fat cats Get fatter Fat cats Get fatter Fat cats Get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
They’re literally printing money (not literally) Their uplands are always sunny While the country descends into poverty They’re all on fuckin’ holiday
(‘Cause) Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires The bosses the bankers and the billionaires The bosses the bankers and the billionaires The bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter Fat cats get fatter and you don’t matter To the bosses the bankers and the billionaires Fat cats get fatter
“We’ll make fortunes, I bet,” Capitalism said. “Agreed,” said Greed. “At every step there’ll be a contract to be let.” “Let them to me,” said Greed. “I’ve no experience of health or PPE, But I’ll make big donation to the Tory party.” “Let’s make a Covid killing,” Capitalism said. And Greed agreed.
“The usual arrangement?” Capitalism said. “Agreed,” said Greed. “Obscure procurement rules unashamedly bent?” “Sounds good to me,” said Greed. “Don’t worry if we make a mess, We’ll just make out that it was the NHS.” “Let’s make a Covid killing,” Capitalism said. And Greed agreed.
“They’ve already laid the ground,” Capitalism said. “Just what we need,” said Greed. “To make a pretty penny off a pandemic pound.” “They’re just like me,” said Greed. “A bag of rocks in a suit with a mop on the top Will help make sure that we profit from the lot.” “Let’s make a Covid killing,” Capitalism said. And Greed agreed.