He Is Risen

He is risen
Like a loaf of bread
Like Jesus from the dead
From his ICU bed

He is risen
Like a hot air balloon
Turns out he’s not immune
The blond buffoon

He is risen
Like a head of steam
His dad said
He’s taken one for the team

He is risen
Like every virus measure
Like your blood pressure
When you got his letter

He is risen
But he’s not the messiah
He won’t take you higher
Don’t you wish this was satire?