Just for a moment we were shocked A light shone on the filthy rot Those Epstein files had the lot Then off we all jolly well popped
Billionaires and paedophiles Mandy’s smirk and Andy’s smile Donny there the whole while Billionaires and paedophiles
Like the clock had stopped then boom Warfare filled the room He’d only gone and done it, damn The pumpkin had bombed Iran
Billionaires and paedophiles AI guided missiles They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
Pumpkin Trump and his mate Benny Watching war like it was telly A girls’ school bombed, but what the hey Democracy is on its way
Billionaires and paedophiles Robot misguided missiles They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
As shit as Chat GPT Rubbish dressed as certainty Facts are not the currency Of the crypto-bro insurgency
Billionaires and paedophiles Children pulverised and devils smile They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
Cheap gas at the pump wins votes Now the cost of living’s going up like smoke Cos the what is it good for Evading the law Has gone to war Siccing Maven and Claude On kids, surprise The chat bot decides who lives and dies The ignoble prize Distraction maybe Willy waving And hey there’s Tony Who’d have thought it If there’s a war he sought it If there’s a crime he brought it A dollar he caught it And it’s No signal just noise From the crypto boys The bros just chose The general’s clothes Why get exposed When it’s a game Where profits, rape and bombs Are all the same
Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles
Andy and Mandy getting done for secrecy While no one’s getting done for rape Meanwhile in the United States He’s gone to war in Iran with his man Benny A man with many bodies on his hands In Palestinian lands Oh man, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
Now they’re bombing kids from the girls’ school Cos that’s what they think big men do Big men who do child sexual exploitation Kidnap and kill heads of other nations Well at least the ones with loads of oil Oil for the bully to despoil Makes your blood boil, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
War, what is it good for? It’s good for staying out of trouble with the law Making totally exonerated yesterday’s news Corruption’s tolerated when the missiles cruise It’s good for Dan Eck, big tech, war machine makers Stock price gamblers, military fakers Killing neighbours, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters Art dies at the hand of content Celebrities and brands
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters Larger than life Is all that leaders understand Larger than life Is all that leaders understand
In a country without heroes Everyone’s the star of their own B-movie In a country without heroes Everyone’s afraid…well, wouldn’t you be
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters Anyone can be a millionaire Or so they’re told
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters Everything’s for sale And everything’s been sold Everything’s for sale And everything’s been sold
In a country without heroes Everyone’s the star of their own B-movie In a country without heroes Everyone’s afraid…well, wouldn’t you be
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters One man’s abject poverty Is another man’s trillionaire
In a country without heroes Where the people worship cartoon characters Millions are in poverty And the trick is not to care Millions are in poverty And the trick is not to care
In a country without heroes Everyone’s the star of their own B-movie In a country without heroes Everyone’s afraid…well, wouldn’t you be Everyone’s afraid…well, wouldn’t you be too
Dear Donny, I’m so sorry I was late I thought we had two weeks to get the message straight You know that’s what the airbases are there for, mate When Ronnie bombed the Libyans, we didn’t hesitate
I’ve got Lammy standing ready with a statement to make He knows there’s a special relationship at stake And if there’s war to be made, then war we shall make I could do with some ban-the-burqa action to take
So, let me know Donny, if you’re gonna bomb some more I wanna be like Margaret and Tony before Not getting invited would leave me pretty sore Dear Donny, I’m sorry I was late for the war
Old Man Trump, like a bad cartoon Spittin’ in the situation Room Said Hey Benny I have a plan Let’s go ahead and bomb Iran
Let’s bomb Iran Let’s bomb Iran
While Huckabee cheered and Huckabee cried God, he said, is surely on your side Like he told George, Invade Iraq Old Man Trump, God’s got your back
God’s got his back God’s got his back
Then Trump, he said, maybe I will I do wish the Ayatollah ill And I know my mouth just wrote a cheque But I won’t decide ‘til the very last sec
The very last sec The very last sec
And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three
He said he’d bring peace to Ukraine But Old Man Trump chickened out again Sayin’ Well it really ain’t so bad And I don’t wanna upset Vlad
Don’t wanna upset Vlad Don’t wanna upset Vlad
He was gonna wipe Afghan off the face And fire Little Rocket Man into space But fire and fury never occurred Thank God for Donny’s no-good word
His no-good word His no-good word
And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three The eve of World War Three The eve of World War Three