Wonderful in Worthing, Wandsworth and Westminster
Horrible in Harrow, Hastings and Hull
No Overall Control hold Hartlepool
Who says that the local elections have been dull
With stay-at-home Tories and Long Corbyn stories
While in Skipton drawing straws is the way that it’s done
And what they’re talking about is
Curry with Sir Keith in a constituency office
Downing Street piss-ups with Prime Minister Boris
Or the latest comic skit from Secretary Dorries
Now they’re changing the bin days in Mayfair
And easing up the planning rules in the town square
Because the hands on the levers might have changed
But the levers themselves have stayed the same
Steve White & The Protest Family 