He wears his shoes way too big And tells the most tremendous lies He’s got magic healing ears And two blind eyes for genocide
His allies are cosplay fascists But the real deal is him If you care to disagree The boots come marching in
He’ll tell you that it’s beautiful He’ll even tell you it’s a gift All hail forty-seven All hail President Grift
They spit, we hit The words of President Unfit He sent the army in to wash away their sins And this is how it all begins
Trained by the sales team and TV Rule by executive decree The American dream, the American scream Dissent suppressed live on your screen
He’ll tell you that it’s beautiful He’ll even tell you it’s a gift All hail forty-seven All hail President Grift
The American dream is a crypto scheme The American dream is a crypto scheme A meme coin grifting new regime The American Dream is a crypto scheme
The American dream is a crypto scheme The American dream is a crypto scheme While bombers fly in Middle Eastern skies The American dream is a crypto scheme
He’ll tell you that it’s beautiful He’ll even tell you it’s a gift All hail forty-seven All hail President Grift
Dear Donny, I’m so sorry I was late I thought we had two weeks to get the message straight You know that’s what the airbases are there for, mate When Ronnie bombed the Libyans, we didn’t hesitate
I’ve got Lammy standing ready with a statement to make He knows there’s a special relationship at stake And if there’s war to be made, then war we shall make I could do with some ban-the-burqa action to take
So, let me know Donny, if you’re gonna bomb some more I wanna be like Margaret and Tony before Not getting invited would leave me pretty sore Dear Donny, I’m sorry I was late for the war
Old Man Trump, like a bad cartoon Spittin’ in the situation Room Said Hey Benny I have a plan Let’s go ahead and bomb Iran
Let’s bomb Iran Let’s bomb Iran
While Huckabee cheered and Huckabee cried God, he said, is surely on your side Like he told George, Invade Iraq Old Man Trump, God’s got your back
God’s got his back God’s got his back
Then Trump, he said, maybe I will I do wish the Ayatollah ill And I know my mouth just wrote a cheque But I won’t decide ‘til the very last sec
The very last sec The very last sec
And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three
He said he’d bring peace to Ukraine But Old Man Trump chickened out again Sayin’ Well it really ain’t so bad And I don’t wanna upset Vlad
Don’t wanna upset Vlad Don’t wanna upset Vlad
He was gonna wipe Afghan off the face And fire Little Rocket Man into space But fire and fury never occurred Thank God for Donny’s no-good word
His no-good word His no-good word
And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three And the whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos The whole world prayed for tacos On the eve of World War Three The eve of World War Three The eve of World War Three
He wears his shoes way too big And tells the most tremendous lies He’s got magic healing ears And blind eyes to genocide
He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West
The illegal alien with a billion bucks High on ket., tweets a curse Dirty Donny was in bed with Jeff In the file and so much worse
He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West
Two hundred and eighty cubits high And build it just as wide Build it on the bones of Palestinians Build it in my new Gaza seaside
Donny’s living the American dream He’s lived it since he was eighteen And his father gave him his first million dollars
He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West
Two hundred and eighty cubits high And build it just as wide Build it on the bones of Palestinians Build it in my new Gaza seaside
He was born in an emerald mine In the South African sunshine He’s cool with apartheid Cool with conspiracy
He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West He’s one of the new pharaohs of the West
Two hundred and eighty cubits high And build it just as wide Build it on the bones of Palestinians Build it in my new Gaza seaside Build it on the bones of Palestinians Build it in my new Gaza seaside
The new pharaohs of the West The new pharaohs of the West The new pharaohs of the West The new pharaohs of the West
Does it smell nice? A letter from the king Of scented ink, that kind of thing Mellifluous craft and flowery word Meticulously well-observed
Or does it smell of dusty palaces and old men Tainted by the mouldering stench of then Sparse script spiked with iron gall As if the king should have to write at all
How tightly clenched, the royal jaw How white-knuckled, the royal paw Nib mashed to page, the words appear One so looks forward to your second visit here
Behold, for sure, a regal thing But what’s that smell? A letter from the king
I always tell people that you are extraordinary I bask in the glow of your golden age Your upbeat populism, it’s gonna be beautiful I’m the wind beneath the wings of your global stage
Oh, Donald Oh, Donny I love you though you can be cruel and unkind Oh, Donald Oh, Donny Please don’t leave me behind
Remember how we felt in 2016 The laughs that we had outside the golden door Fooling the world that we were anti-establishment Planning all the riches that the power could score
Oh, Donald Oh, Donny I love you though you can be cruel and unkind Oh, Donald Oh, Donny Please don’t leave me behind
I always tell people to take you seriously Even if literally can be a bit much I’m sorry we disagree about Zelensky Oh Donny, Tommy doesn’t have your golden touch
Oh, Donald Oh, Donny I love you though you can be cruel and unkind Oh, Donald Oh, Donny Please don’t leave me behind
I know he has a chainsaw and his own space rocket I know he bought Twitter and rid it of blue But his kid picked his nose in The Oval Office And he could never love you the way that I do
Oh, Donald Oh, Donny I love you though you can be cruel and unkind Oh, Donald Oh, Donny Please don’t leave me behind
Damian picks his nose in the Oval Office Wipes it on the desk like no one’s there Damian speaks his mind without question Damian meets the world with a confident stare
Damian hitched a ride on his father’s shoulder His black-capped charger stamps a hoof and neighs He knows all this will be his when he’s older The Master of all that he surveys
Damian is laughing at democracy Damian whispers in the President’s ear Damian picks his nose in the Oval Office Damian knows his time is nearly here
Oh, how different, if we had won the war! There’d be no Nazis in The Whitehouse, that’s for sure We’d all have homes for heroes, there’d be no Jan 6 zeroes There’d be refuge for the needy and the poor If we had won the war!
Oh, how different, if we had won the war! We’d want for nowt, and never need for more One nation under God Even if you think that’s odd And everybody welcome at our shore If we had won the war!
If we had won the war, there’d be no Nazis at our door No Nazis in Reform UK or even down that UKIP way If we had won the war, there’d be no Nazis at our door No Nazis in The Whitehouse, that’s for sure If we had won the war
Oh, how different, if we had won the war! Working would never be a chore We’d all know fair is fair And billionaires would pay their share There’d be no Nazis in The Whitehouse, that’s for sure If we had won the war!
If we had won the war, there’d be no Nazis at our door No Nazis in Reform UK or even down that UKIP way If we had won the war, there’d be no Nazis at our door No Nazis in The Whitehouse, that’s for sure If we had won the war