What I do like though are the punchy and vibrant Dead End Friends and the crackling Supersonic, which is no relation to the Oasis song of the same title; but I think Noel wishes he could still write a song as insightful as this is.
Bin Bags A fruity ska-punk suggesting the bad old days of looney lefties with a touch of Uncle Bill. 4.2%
The River Darker than the offering from The Tutu Brewery. This one is all about the Bass. 4.4%
Trickle Down Town By Austerity’s New Clothes. Wicked gamey with underlying Cooper Clarke. 4.8%
When the Sun Goes Down Country-flavoured, brewed with tears and despair. Best just have a half. 6.0%
Dead End Friends Bittersweet. Heavily influenced by celebrity. 5.0%
The Gable A diverse brew that some drinkers say reminds them of Slade, but that was several landlords ago. Best served in a plastic glass at half-time. 4.2%
Should I Be Wearing a Mask? Light but assertive. Most drinkers miss the hint of iron. 3.6%
Air Miles Andy Bitter, like the late Queen’s favourite paedophile. Drink it fast. 4.4%
Harry, Won’t You Fly With Me? Romantically named but tastes of gold, guilt and greed. You won’t want another. 3.0%
Supersonic Magpie-flavoured with hints of Silver Machine. Moderately heavy. 5.2%
Where Tina Goes Fizzy pop with more than a hint of bite. 4.2%
Holding Your Breath The sister brew to When the Sun Goes Down. Tastes like Covid medicine. 5.0%
Put Up Shut Up Britain Tart, bold and intense, with no notes of tomato or cucumber whatsoever. 5.0%