There’s too much choice these days, says Thérèse
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We’re not to blame for the rain in Spain
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Cherish specialism, not pessimism
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The bill’s too high for your local supply
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Fruit and veg ration is the latest fashion
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And it’s nothing to do with leaving the EU
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