Over Peston’s shoulder, Sajid’s taking a walk
Over Peston’s shoulder, Rishi’s stopped talking the talk
Over Peston’s shoulder, Jonathan Gullis is finally gonna do one
Over Peston’s shoulder, it’s all starting to come undone
Over Peston’s shoulder, Larry’s licking his balls
And that’s what we call getting the big calls right
The big calls right
Over Peston’s shoulder, Parish is watching porn
Over Peston’s shoulder, Paterson’s treating the rules with scorn
Over Peston’s shoulder, there’s another sexual assault
While Spaffer’s still pretending that nothing’s his fault
Over Peston’s shoulder, Larry’s licking his balls
And that’s what we call getting the big calls right
The big calls right
Over Peston’s shoulder, Bim has had enough
Over Peston’s shoulder, Chalk is cutting up rough
Over Peston’s shoulder, Virginia Crosbie, Nichola Richards and Saqib Bhatti MP
Said it’s not for me
Over Peston’s shoulder, Larry’s licking his balls
And that’s what we call getting the big calls right
The big calls right
Steve White & The Protest Family 