“3-0 up” says JVT
“Do not wreck this now”
I thought for a second he was talking to me
But he was talking to Spaffer, obviously.
Anyhow,
He’s seen ’em lost 4-3.
Tag: Jonathan Van-Tam
From World-Beating to Scraping the Play-Offs
Last night’s TV: Coach JVT
Discussing the psychology
Of match-deciding penalties
Score your first, said Coach Van Tam
And know that you can beat your man
The match ain’t won but you know you can
Last night’s TV: JVT brings news to cheer you up
Avoiding carefully the thing that’s never added up:
Why play-off final winners get to lift a cup
Professor Jonathan Van-Tam
Van-Tam’s a football fan
It’s Boston United for the government’s man.
That’s why he helped them to decide
To allow you games of three-a-side.
He hopes it’ll help you to keep fit
If you don’t tear the pants out if it.
Steve White & The Protest Family 