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The burning man cries Free Palestine
Perhaps he wasn’t well
Tag: gaza
Just Another Day at Elbit
There’s a man in a factory in Leicester
Fixing wings onto military drones
He breaks at eleven for coffee
While they bomb Palestinian homes
He flicks on the office kettle
Spoons coffee into her cup
Looks over at her workstation
Hoping that she’ll look up
It’s just a nine to five
It’s just a nine to five
Building military systems
To be fired at a distance
It’s just a nine to five
She smiles as he hands her a cuppa
Looking up from her targeting grids
She likes it when he brings her coffee
While they shoot Palestinian kids
He waits as she blows it cool gently
And wonders if he should just ask her
What is she doing this Friday
While we watch the destruction of Gaza
It’s just a nine to five
It’s just a nine to five
Building military systems
To be fired at a distance
It’s just a nine to five
There’s a man in a factory in Leicester
Dreaming of romance and love
Through his day to day military technology
Assembling death from above
One day they’ll be together
Two kids and a dog called Jade
Remembering a factory in Leicester
Where the tools of war are made
It’s just a nine to five
It’s just a nine to five
Building military systems
To be fired at a distance
It’s just a nine to five
Just Another Day at Elbit
There’s a man in a factory in Leicester
Fixing wings onto military drones
He breaks at eleven for coffee
While they bomb Palestinian homes
She smiles as he hands her a cuppa
Looking up from her targeting grids
She likes it when he brings her coffee
While they shoot Palestinian kids
He waits as she blows it cool gently
And wonders if he should just ask her
What is she doing this Friday
While we watch the destruction of Gaza
There’s a man in a factory in Leicester
Dreaming of romance and love
Through his nine to five military systems
Assembling death from above
Nursery Rhymes
Ring a ring o’ roses
In the land of Moses
Gaza! Gaza!
We all fall down
Sunak’s War
Red Sea rebels
Holding up shipping
That’s a war to get on board
Excitedly says Rishi
A blind eye for genocide
But woe betide the other side
When the flow of capital
Starts slipping
We need our containers
Our box fresh trainers
Our TV’s deep freeze David Bowie LP’s
We can’t afford for them
To go missing
So now we’re bombing Yemen
He says in self-defence
Because a trip around the Cape
Of Good Hope is an expense
That the City boys
Would rather be skipping
Welcome to his Falklands
His khaki election
The flag-wrapped PM
Of navigation protection
The enemy of far enough away
Insurrection
Happy is the bloody hand
That’s dripping
The Stalybridge Tornado
It snapped my flagpole like a twig
Our John told the news
And a tree fell on the conservatory
Spoiling all our views
A whirlwind, literally, Kerry said
We couldn’t open our front door
The lampposts were all swaying
I’d never seen that before
A tree came right through Maisie’s roof
Pulled down the bathroom ceiling
The Liberal Democrats demand
The PM calls a COBRA meeting
Chief Superintendent Dexter said
Some people have been displaced
We’ve told them not to go back home
If they really want to stay safe
When the warm air hits the cold air fast
It explodes just like a volcano
Thirty seconds of Gaza
It’s the Stalybridge tornado
Step Up
You can see it
But life goes on
All around you
Like there’s nothing wrong
Step up, step up
Step up, step up
The sticker in the window
Reads Free Palestine
You know that it’s right
But you don’t have the time
Step up, step up
Step up, step up
Because a better world
Begins with us
A better world
If we just step up
Step up
Step up, step up
Dead babies daily
In your feed
Ethnic cleansing
Guaranteed
Step up, step up
Step up, step up
Dead babies daily
Every day
We’re privileged enough
We can look away
Step up, step up
Step up, step up
Because a better world
Begins with us
A better world
If we just step up
Step up
Step up, step up
Because a better world
Begins with us
A better world
If we just step up
Step up
Step up
The Gospel According to Nick Ferrari
He gets up in the morning
Brushes his teeth
Puts on some coffee
And condemns Hamas
Drinks some coffee
To the background of the telly
Puts on his shoes
And condemns Hamas
He walks to the station
Picks up a paper
Takes a seat on the train
And condemns Hamas
On the front page
An Israeli sniper
Has shot two women
He condemns Hamas
Shot them in a church
The Holy Family
The Pope says he’s unhappy
He condemns Hamas
A mother and a grandmother
One carrying the other
Shop by a sniper
He condemns Hamas
Layla Moran
Some of them are family
Says it’s a tragedy
He condemns Hamas
Nahida and Samar
Mother and a grandmother
Shot by a sniper
He condemns Hamas
Nahida and Samar
Eylon Levy doesn’t buy it
The IDF deny it
He condemns Hamas
He calls the Pope a liar
Layla Moran a liar
Nahida and Samar
He condemns Hamas
Meanwhile in Bethlehem
In the Evangelical Christmas Church
Baby Jesus lies in the rubble
In the square, fareless taxi drivers
Form a miserable huddle
In the Church of the Nativity
The grotto is eerily quiet
In Giacaman’s Christmas shop
There’s stock but no one to buy it
In Manger Square, no Christmas tree
As Gaza is brutally trampled
In Bethlehem, in the West Bank
Christmas has been cancelled
Put Up Shut Up Britain Part Four
Stay in school
Stay off the station
Do not protest
Our wicked nation
Get off the statue
Get on the plane
Do not take us
To court again
If it ain’t compulsory
It’s forbidden
Welcome
To Put Up Shut Up Britain