President I Told You So
With Cali-forn-i-a aglow
When fire hydrants didn’t flow
He blamed it on the fish
President I Told You So
A climate change denier, so
With Califor-ni-ay aglow
Really took the piss
I told you so
I told you so
President I Told You So
Is putting on a show
President I Told You So
Said Greenland is the place to go
I’ve got an army, don’t you know
The Dane’s I’ll simply overthrow
And Panama, if you please
It’s being run by the Chinese
So, on your knees, cough up the keys
To the good ol’ US of….oh…..
Hail to the chief
Armed to the teeth
He’s got a beef
With the Chinese, the Mexicans
The Danes and all the rest of ‘em
Hail to the chief
Beyond belief
He’ll smack you with the tariffs
And he’ll smack you in the teeth
Steve White & The Protest Family 