Just for a moment we were shocked A light shone on the filthy rot Those Epstein files had the lot Then off we all jolly well popped
Billionaires and paedophiles Mandy’s smirk and Andy’s smile Donny there the whole while Billionaires and paedophiles
Like the clock had stopped then boom Warfare filled the room He’d only gone and done it, damn The pumpkin had bombed Iran
Billionaires and paedophiles AI guided missiles They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
Pumpkin Trump and his mate Benny Watching war like it was telly A girls’ school bombed, but what the hey Democracy is on its way
Billionaires and paedophiles Robot misguided missiles They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
As shit as Chat GPT Rubbish dressed as certainty Facts are not the currency Of the crypto-bro insurgency
Billionaires and paedophiles Children pulverised and devils smile They had the lot, those Epstein files Billionaires and paedophiles
Cheap gas at the pump wins votes Now the cost of living’s going up like smoke Cos the what is it good for Evading the law Has gone to war Siccing Maven and Claude On kids, surprise The chat bot decides who lives and dies The ignoble prize Distraction maybe Willy waving And hey there’s Tony Who’d have thought it If there’s a war he sought it If there’s a crime he brought it A dollar he caught it And it’s No signal just noise From the crypto boys The bros just chose The general’s clothes Why get exposed When it’s a game Where profits, rape and bombs Are all the same
Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles Billionaires and paedophiles
Andy and Mandy getting done for secrecy While no one’s getting done for rape Meanwhile in the United States He’s gone to war in Iran with his man Benny A man with many bodies on his hands In Palestinian lands Oh man, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
Now they’re bombing kids from the girls’ school Cos that’s what they think big men do Big men who do child sexual exploitation Kidnap and kill heads of other nations Well at least the ones with loads of oil Oil for the bully to despoil Makes your blood boil, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
War, what is it good for? It’s good for staying out of trouble with the law Making totally exonerated yesterday’s news Corruption’s tolerated when the missiles cruise It’s good for Dan Eck, big tech, war machine makers Stock price gamblers, military fakers Killing neighbours, where does it end When the enemy of your enemy definitely Ain’t your friend
The first one got him in the ear, I hear The second one a hole away, never got near The third, the wrong house when he threw his hat in What price, US, a decent assassin In a country that shoots fifty thousand a year And the best they can do is a clip round the ear
He’s swapped the royal balcony For the inside of a cell He’s given back the Order of St. Olav as well But while he denies Virginia To the Thames Valley Police There will still be no justice No peace
The tax dodger said something racist Straight on the LBC playlist The numbers are wrong, but it doesn’t matter The conversation’s when, not if
The conversation’s details Picking over entrails Fetching nails, this mood entails Sacrifice, not very nice
The cost of living versus cost of life The cost-of-living vs cost of strife The cost of living carries a knife They’re losing it
The poor people phone in Moanin’, groanin’ Lacking serotonin The rich man threw ‘em a bone in
The damage is done The money’s having fun We’re fighting each other They look after number one
The tax dodger said something racist The rich man threw them a bone in The tax dodger said something racist Normal on the news and on the phone in
The rich bloke said something racist Racism is back in style Racism is back in fashion It has been for a while The rich bloke said something racist The money’s having fun While we fight each other They look after number one
The tax dodger said something racist The homeless guy gets abuse I’ve got a job, what’s your excuse Why did your mother even reproduce
You don’t produce, you’re no use How far can his soul reduce Their ire profuse, they introduce An imaginary veteran into the equation
More deserving, served his nation Worthy of praise, adoration Give the homeless vet a standing ovation But this deserves examination
Because they ain’t helping him either The what about – it’s a deceiver It’s dog eat dog, let’s face it The tax dodger said something racist
The rich bloke said something racist Racism is back in style Racism is back in fashion It has been for a while The rich bloke said something racist The money’s having fun While we fight each other They look after number one
Pay attention to what he says next Says he didn’t mean to cause offence Not sorry for what he said He’s sorry that it got in your head
He’s sorry that you might fight it He’s sorry you might not watch Man United He’s sorry he misunderstood football Where an injury to one is an injury to all
But the damage is done We’re fighting each other They look after number one His words are a starting gun Someone’s countdown has begun
The rich bloke said something racist Racism is back in style Racism is back in fashion It has been for a while The rich bloke said something racist The money’s having fun While we fight each other They look after number one
You can smell it when he’s about You can hear it when he opens his mouth to spout Inanities, insanities, profanities Racist for a moment then denies it Crazy idea he blue skies it Kite flies it He’s rotting from the inside out
Just look at his hand To understand Expanding the brand It ain’t going to plan He’s rotting from the inside out
Doesn’t care if his lies are found out If you tell enough lies the truth dies And liars thrive His paedo ally’s Convenient demise The make-up’s a thin disguise He’s rotting from the inside out
We’ll still be here when he’s gone We’ll still be singing our song About right and wrong He’s rotting from the inside out
He outsourced his outrage at his failing living standards to the racists Subcontracted his fear about his children’s future years to the transphobes He offset his anger about a council that won’t try To a campaign against the RNLI He’s backing Nigel ‘cause he tells him who to hate, when he’s just trying to get by
He farmed out his frustration at house price inflation to Islamophobes Delegated his dismay on another budget day to deniers of asylum seekers’ rights He exported consternation at his pub in liquidation To roundabout and lamppost decorators He’s backing Nigel ‘cause he tells him who to hate, and who are traitors
He doesn’t empathise ‘cause he doesn’t understand He doesn’t understand ‘cause he won’t listen He won’t listen ‘cause no one’s helped his problems go away He won’t listen ‘cause hears politicians Not listening every day
Everybody knew, everyone could see If you were on that island There was no secrecy But money buys immunity Money buys impunity Money buys redaction Money buys distraction Satisfaction of your vilest desires There will always be suppliers And all this one requires As he conspires with your weakness Is your secrets Is your meekness Is your trust me, love me My best friend Jeffrey Supplier of debauchery And girls in the minority Offered for free Or offered for a fee Paid in insider dealing Pain in inner circle feeling Paid in the squealing Blood congealing Ceiling of society Where money makes the world go round Money brings hers tumbling down Money gives the prince a crown Money makes the law rebound Money runs the truth aground Money makes it all allowed Money draws the party crowd Take the grist that’s on the list And burn it to the ground
I’m on my way to Epstein’s Island I ain’t on the Lolita Express I’ve got a can of petrol and a box of matches And I’m gonna make a mess
When it’s burned to the ground We can put a fence around And put everyone on Jeffrey’s list There to subsist They won’t be missed
Then we’ll go to Mar-a-Lago And throw open the doors Free golf for all the people Melania giving guided tours
We can shit on golden thrones Make calls on golden phones The gold shit that he owns Now in occupied golden homes
Then SpaceX what the heck Let’s all go to Mars When we get back we can all go wild In battery-operated cars
I’m on my way to Epstein’s Island I ain’t on the Lolita Express I’ve got a can of petrol and a box of matches And I’m gonna make a mess
When it’s burned to the ground We can put a fence around And put everyone on Jeffrey’s list There to subsist They won’t be missed