Has anyone got a hand cart?
We’re on our way to hell
Has anyone got a hand cart?
It’s really not going well
Has anyone got a hand cart?
For Mr Zelensksy
Has anyone got a hand cart?
He’s hailing a taxi
And it’s gonna make great, great TV
Great, great TV
Gambling with World War Three
Great TV
Has anyone got a hand cart?
For sofa shagger Vance
Has anyone got a hand cart?
He’s overdone the bantz
Has anyone got a hand cart?
For I’ve got a letter Kier
Has anyone got a hand cart?
Charlie won’t want him near
And it’s gonna make great, great TV
Great, great TV
Gambling with World War Three
Great TV
Has anyone got a hand cart?
We’re on our way to hell
Has anyone got a hand cart?
It’s really not going well
Has anyone got a hand cart?
We’re on our way to hell
Has anyone got a hand cart?
Yeah, Donald’s got loads to sell
And it’s gonna make great, great TV
It’s gonna make great, great TV
Gambling with World War Three
Great TV
Has anyone got a hand cart?
We’re on our way to hell
Has anyone got a hand cart?
It’s really not going well
Has anyone got a hand cart?
We’re on our way to hell
Has anyone got a hand cart?
Yeah, Donald’s got loads to sell
Steve White & The Protest Family 