Milkshake Revolutionaries

He’s joining the race
He’s got it in the face
‘Spoons is the place
For a milkshake facial

Nigel don’t like it
Tommy tried to fight it
He’s gonna have to wipe it
A milkshake facial

No need to bash
The face of the fash
Just give ‘em a splash
Of a milkshake facial

Armed with bananas
Strawberries and blueberries
Here come the milkshake revolutionaries

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  1. Frog-faced fascist Farage
    Candidate for Clacton
    Said he wouldn’t stand
    Then couped the first team captain
    Blames immigrants for traffic jams
    Has zero net migration plans
    Says they get a free iPhone
    And a new two-minute home
    His manifesto, no surprise
    Exaggeration, and outright lies

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