Neither big nor special as it turns out All in all, a bit mealy-mouthed A quick ‘Free Palestine’ and can we move on You wouldn’t expect the cleaner And, well, the cleaner’s gone
Hanging from the rafters Let’s talk about the issues Let’s walk in my shoes Never mind his shoes
Trigger the sample Trigger the reaction Take the booking No call to action
Trigger the sample Trigger the backing The music’s great The conviction is lacking
My dearest darling Natalie I really like your style Your tenacity defending This green and pleasant isle Your hard line on asylum seekers Coming over here Our match was made in heaven That’s obvious, my dear
We’re so alike, dear Natalie It’s very plain to see Your votes against equalities And for Voter ID Those rights for workers, I agree Will really have to go And never mind the mishap Shame on you and P&O
Dear Natalie, you’re very right As far as I can see Nobody could question Our compatibility And it’s fair, dear Natalie To tap up Honest Bob Your sex pest ex’s sentence Clearly was a stitch-up job
I’m so glad you crossed the floor Natalie, my dear Welcome to the party With all my love Sir Kier
Susan Hall in a ULEZ car Andy Street on the street Conservatives out in Blackpool South And rare in a council seat
Sunak’s disappointed But says that the plan is working Meanwhile back in Rochdale George Galloway is lurking (Pro-Palestine but anti-woke It’s somewhat disconcerting)
Rotherham, confusingly Is back in Liverpool And Coronation Street’s in Yorkshire But Teeside’s under the Baron’s rule
If you want all the stories Laura only talks to Tories Still squawking Stop The Boats While just not getting many votes
I am increasingly angry, frustrated, and depressed … How we as a society tolerate excruciatingly rich people getting even richer while people sleep on the streets or have to choose between eating or being warm, I’ll never know.
Steve White & The Protest Family 